How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back

Diese Futurama-Folge mag ich sehr. Meine Lieblingsstelle ist folgende in der Bürokratin Morgan Fry nachts in Benders Appartement besucht und na ja fraternisiert. Sie liegen beide im Bett als plötzlich Bender auftaucht (Dank an Futurama Madhouse fürs Transkripieren).

Bender: Hey, Fry, I made you a candle with-- [He gasps.] What the--? Oh, now I see! Now I get it. Now the pieces are falling into place: The office, the promotion, that dwarf in my book club who steals my opinions. [Morgan runs out with the sheets wrapped around her.] It's all coming together now!

[Scene: Outside Robot Arms Apartments. Morgan is driven away in a taxi.]

Bender: I must say, this opens my eyes. Another case closed, my dear Watson.

Fry: (shouting) Morgan, come back! He's stuck in a loop.

Bender: For I was blind but now I see!

[Scene: Outside Planet Express.]

Bender: (from inside) The cat's out of the bag now!

[Cut to: Planet Express: Fry's Office. Bender leans back on a chair with a cigar in his mouth.]

Morgan: Mr. Bender, about last night: That was just a ... a misunderstanding.

Bender: Oh, you didn't understand? Well let me explain. You ... [He points at Fry.] ... were having sex with you.

[He points at Morgan.]

Morgan: No. You see, a bureaucrat of my rank isn't supposed to fraternise.

Bender: That's what makes it so juicy. It's the forbidden fruit angle everybody loves. First I'll say "You'll never guess who saw Fry and Morgan doing it," and they'll say "Who, Bender? Who?" and I'll say "It was lovable ... [His voice begins to slow down.] ... old Bender."

[Morgan has put something in the back of his neck. A 3.5" disk comes out of the back of his head and she takes it.]

Fry: Hey, what did you do to him?

Morgan: I downloaded his brain. Everything that is Bender is right here. His mind, his memories, his in-your-face interface.

Bender: (mechanical voice) I am Bender. Please insert girder.